Jordan Strauss presented by Haven Sleep Co

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*FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY IF YOU CAN EVEN HANDLE IT.* Jordan Strauss is stomping onto the stage at *Dakodas Comedy Lounge* on *May 29*.Doors open whenever we feel like it. Show starts at *8:30 PM*. Be late? Don't bother.Jordan has performed all over Canada. He also has an album out with Comedy Here Often? called *Salty*. The title should tell you everything you need to know about the next hour of your life.*$20.* That's it. Twenty bucks for someone to yell truths at your face while you sit there holding a cheap drink from a bar that doesn't pretend to be fancy. The glasses might be plastic. The ice might be tap water. You'll survive. Jordan doesn't care about your feelings. He doesn't care about your podcast recommendations. He cares about one thing: making you laugh until you forget how miserable your job is. And he will succeed, which frankly is annoying.*RESERVE YOUR TABLES.* That means call ahead, show up, sit down, and shut up. No standing. No whining. No "can I move closer?" No. You get the seat you deserve.*A word from our sponsor:* Haven Sleep Co. Mattresses. Because after this show, you're going to need a good night's sleep to recover from how hard you laughed or from the shame of not laughing at all. Either way, their mattresses work. Thank them later.*Dakodas Comedy Lounge. May 29. 8:30 PM. $20.*Be fun for once in your life and actually show up. Or don't. We'll give your table to someone with better taste.