{"id":283,"date":"2022-10-01T03:50:38","date_gmt":"2022-10-01T10:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infotel.go-vip.net\/blog\/2022\/09\/30\/yo-mama-signs-your-baby-is-destined-for-greatness\/"},"modified":"2022-10-01T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T19:30:00","slug":"yo-mama-signs-your-baby-is-destined-for-greatness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infonews.ca\/inhome\/news\/283\/yo-mama-signs-your-baby-is-destined-for-greatness\/","title":{"rendered":"YO MAMA: Signs your baby is destined for greatness"},"content":{"rendered":"

We were all sitting in the living room, watching the baby do his thing. My mother, who was visiting, sat enraptured by his latest abilities.<\/p>\n

“Oh my god, look at how he’s dancing to the music,” she exclaimed.<\/p>\n

The kid squatted up and down robotically, waving his arms spastically at his sides, his tongue sticking out of his mouth in a mixture of concentration and uninhibited joy.<\/p>\n

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“He’ll probably be a dancer when he grows up,” she said, matter-of-factly.<\/p>\n

A little bit later, he belched loudly and she proclaimed: “restaurant critic.”<\/p>\n

And then at dinner, when he energetically started kicking his legs in the high chair, she announced: “future Olympic athlete.”<\/p>\n

Never mind that all babies dance, burp and kick their feet — this kid was obviously destined for greatness.<\/p>\n

The next day, when he swiped my glasses off my face I said maybe the kid would grow up to be a thief. Or perhaps his penchant for hiding rocks in his mouth would lend itself to a career in diamond smuggling.<\/p>\n

“That’s not funny,” she said. “He can only be good things.”<\/p>\n

Of course.<\/p>\n

My mom isn’t the only person who is obsessed with predicting my son’s future endeavours.<\/p>\n

While he was operating the toy tractor at the playground — very serious business — a gentleman remarked that I had a future farmer on my hands.<\/p>\n

Another time, we were stopped on the sidewalk so my son could watch the magic of a backhoe at work when a passerby chirped, “future engineer!”<\/p>\n

And once when we were at our playgroup, another mom pointed out how flexible he is. “Maybe he’ll be a yoga instructor!” she said.<\/p>\n

It’s a fun game, but of course there’s no crystal ball in parenting.<\/p>\n

What he’ll be when he grows up is anybody’s guess. Personally, I’m hoping for a cheese-maker, airline pilot or creator of artisanal wood furniture. My husband, meanwhile, thinks it would be great to have a mechanic in the family.<\/p>\n

— Charlotte Helston gave birth to her first child, a rambunctious little boy, in the spring of 2021. Yo Mama is her weekly reflection on the wild, exhilarating, beautiful, messy, awe-inspiring journey of parenthood.<\/em><\/p>\n

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